Meanwhile in Modern Warfare 3

There are 3 videos that show the main difference between Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3.
Of course MW3 is epically boring. Enjoy some laughs! :)

GDC '12: Three new DLCs for Battlefield 3 (the first coming in June)

Last night during GDC '12 press event, EA announced three upcoming DLCs for Battlefield 3!
Similar to Back to Karkand, they will add new maps, weapons, and in some cases new vehicles to use in the game.

The first DLC will be called Close Quarters and as you might guess from the name, we will have the ability to shoot through confined spaces a.k.a new Metro maps. : D Close Quarters will add to the game 10 new weapons, and 4 maps and the DLC will benefit from the "HD Destruction" from Back to Karkand -> lots of things will be destroyed!

Battlefield 3: CQ expected for PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 in June 2012 as the PS3 version will be released one week before the PC / Xbox 360.
More details should appear on 13th at battlefield.com/battlefield3/1/close-quarters.

The second DLC will be called Armored Kill and will focus on the tank BATTLE (YESSSSSSSSSSSSS). Battlefield 3: AK BF will give players the greatest maps in the BF game until now and a new vehicle that may be available for driving in the old maps. It will be released in the fall as it will have new tanks, ATV-s and "mobile artillery". There will be few maps, one of them will be "the largest in BF history."

 The latest DLC will be called "End Game" but DICE keep quiet about what exactly will include.

Apart from that console gamers will get a unique (for a console shooter) option to run dedicated servers for Custom matches, through a rent-a-server program.

More information about DLC you can find in BF blog (click).

We are waiting for more info ...

Meanwhile in Modern Warfare 3

Somebody accused him of using bad Mw3 moments.. His answer:

…played 5 rounds mw3 for this video. no epic moment happened

Remi Gaillard - Foot Elevator

I dont know if you remember Remi Gaillard (Radar) - The King of Trolls
but there's his new hilarious video - Foot elevator.

 I loled so hard on her reaction

The Avengers Official Trailer N3

Nerdgasm detected!

When nobody should bother you.

I think they should apply such rules. Every man has the right not to be bothered and made to handle whatever is needed in certain cases. What do I mean? Read down!

Football/Soccer match

It is not right, just not right your favorite team to play an important match against their eternal rival, and someone to tell you how how they need your help for something, or you need to go to somewhere, telling you not to be lazyass, etc... My apologies, but this wont work, its sacred!

Masturbation

This time is absolutely inviolable! You are finally crashed on the couch watching your brand new porn ("This looser is very ridiculous - if I just was on his place...") and .. Someone rings the phone. Someone knocks on the door. And someone writes you sms every minute that you urgently need to phone him. Please!

Nap

In front of the PC, watching TV on the table during dinner, in the bus while talking on the phone - you have my permission to sleep when you want! Nobody can just wakes you up like that! Imagine how cool it would be if it was possible as soon as you start snoring happily, to have "Do not disturb!" label on your forehead. Nap time is an essential for every man, so make the most of it.

After work   

You overcame your boss bullshits, suffered your annoying colleagues, fought with the traffic jams and after that with the neighbor's dog who is desperately trying to make children on your leg up in the elevator. Want to crash on the couch and no one can bother you. But - right now 15 people will call you, your girlfriend will insist that you should pay more attention to her. Now, just really no one to ask anything from you, I know!

Hobby

During Saturday's district match, PS3-marathon or reading your favorite blog(lol), regardless of gender or age, they may not want anything from you. It is best to silence the phone, and even-better remove the vibration - annoying hum can get you out of your nerves even more. Not to mention if it is a case in which you are in the middle of a very important poker hand!


Sex

Yes, I know that rarely happens, but when you finally managed to lie something new, somehow is not right everyone to rush to call you and rush to enter the room where sweat. There are no scruple to refuse requests and tasks of any pest when you Johnson is finally lucky! However, keep in mind that friends are important before the accidental dunks, and in this case depends on who harasses you.