Meanwhile in Modern Warfare 3

There are 3 videos that show the main difference between Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3.
Of course MW3 is epically boring. Enjoy some laughs! :)

GDC '12: Three new DLCs for Battlefield 3 (the first coming in June)

Last night during GDC '12 press event, EA announced three upcoming DLCs for Battlefield 3!
Similar to Back to Karkand, they will add new maps, weapons, and in some cases new vehicles to use in the game.

The first DLC will be called Close Quarters and as you might guess from the name, we will have the ability to shoot through confined spaces a.k.a new Metro maps. : D Close Quarters will add to the game 10 new weapons, and 4 maps and the DLC will benefit from the "HD Destruction" from Back to Karkand -> lots of things will be destroyed!

Battlefield 3: CQ expected for PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 in June 2012 as the PS3 version will be released one week before the PC / Xbox 360.
More details should appear on 13th at battlefield.com/battlefield3/1/close-quarters.

The second DLC will be called Armored Kill and will focus on the tank BATTLE (YESSSSSSSSSSSSS). Battlefield 3: AK BF will give players the greatest maps in the BF game until now and a new vehicle that may be available for driving in the old maps. It will be released in the fall as it will have new tanks, ATV-s and "mobile artillery". There will be few maps, one of them will be "the largest in BF history."

 The latest DLC will be called "End Game" but DICE keep quiet about what exactly will include.

Apart from that console gamers will get a unique (for a console shooter) option to run dedicated servers for Custom matches, through a rent-a-server program.

More information about DLC you can find in BF blog (click).

We are waiting for more info ...

Meanwhile in Modern Warfare 3

Somebody accused him of using bad Mw3 moments.. His answer:

…played 5 rounds mw3 for this video. no epic moment happened

Remi Gaillard - Foot Elevator

I dont know if you remember Remi Gaillard (Radar) - The King of Trolls
but there's his new hilarious video - Foot elevator.

 I loled so hard on her reaction

The Avengers Official Trailer N3

Nerdgasm detected!

When nobody should bother you.

I think they should apply such rules. Every man has the right not to be bothered and made to handle whatever is needed in certain cases. What do I mean? Read down!

Football/Soccer match

It is not right, just not right your favorite team to play an important match against their eternal rival, and someone to tell you how how they need your help for something, or you need to go to somewhere, telling you not to be lazyass, etc... My apologies, but this wont work, its sacred!

Masturbation

This time is absolutely inviolable! You are finally crashed on the couch watching your brand new porn ("This looser is very ridiculous - if I just was on his place...") and .. Someone rings the phone. Someone knocks on the door. And someone writes you sms every minute that you urgently need to phone him. Please!

Nap

In front of the PC, watching TV on the table during dinner, in the bus while talking on the phone - you have my permission to sleep when you want! Nobody can just wakes you up like that! Imagine how cool it would be if it was possible as soon as you start snoring happily, to have "Do not disturb!" label on your forehead. Nap time is an essential for every man, so make the most of it.

After work   

You overcame your boss bullshits, suffered your annoying colleagues, fought with the traffic jams and after that with the neighbor's dog who is desperately trying to make children on your leg up in the elevator. Want to crash on the couch and no one can bother you. But - right now 15 people will call you, your girlfriend will insist that you should pay more attention to her. Now, just really no one to ask anything from you, I know!

Hobby

During Saturday's district match, PS3-marathon or reading your favorite blog(lol), regardless of gender or age, they may not want anything from you. It is best to silence the phone, and even-better remove the vibration - annoying hum can get you out of your nerves even more. Not to mention if it is a case in which you are in the middle of a very important poker hand!


Sex

Yes, I know that rarely happens, but when you finally managed to lie something new, somehow is not right everyone to rush to call you and rush to enter the room where sweat. There are no scruple to refuse requests and tasks of any pest when you Johnson is finally lucky! However, keep in mind that friends are important before the accidental dunks, and in this case depends on who harasses you.

Microsoft Flight is out. Free to play.

Aaaand the Free-to-Play game Microsoft Flight is out.
So if you are interested into flight simulators you can download if from HERE. 

Modern Warfare 3 Connection Song

 Pay attention to the end!

Battlefieldo announced plans about #BF3Blackout. Here are the results ...

Yesterday Battlefieldo (one of the largest Battlefield community site) threatened EA / DICE with Battlefield 3 24h blackout caused by "lack of communication between DICE and fans of the game." The complete concept around #BF3Blackout is here, if you want the shorter version, you can look at the article in eurogamer.net.

The ultimatum was that if by March 2nd, EA / DICE don't do anything about it, Battlefieldo will stop publishing information about Battlefield 3 and will lock their servers for 24 hours, inviting everybody who disagrees with the "status quo" to do the same.


DICE which personally I've always thought that are quite open and listening to the community (unlike EA) reacted very quickly, and published this titanic long post containing frighteningly large list of planned changes and fixes in the game. I personally suggest you have the strength to read the whole, to share if there are any interesting things inside. : D Of course, when these changes will take effect is TBA, but at least people at battlefieldo are quite satisfied that their thread worked.: D

EA does have announced that next week will start heading Inside DICE in BF blog and you will inform us of the new things in the game.Personally, I sincerely hope with launch of that section, EA finally deigned to reveal its plans for the new Battlefield 3 DLC that was supposed to be announced "next week" (speech made on February 2). :)

Alan Wake for PC - huge success for Remedy!

With the post in the forum, Remedy announced that the PC version of Alan Wake is a "huge success" for them! Under the "huge success" I mean that for 48 hours the company has recovered their investment for the PC port and the marketing of the game, respectively, after all these 48 hours is all profit for them.

BTW this is opportunity to say that I'd like to review the game, but lately I have no time and I do not know when I will succeed (last night I started the fourth episode), so I'll share some quick impressions:
- If you play heavily story-driven game with thriller elements - This is the game;
- If you have the hardware, PC version looks excellent;
- Strongly recommend playing with headphones on and turn off the HUD (I've never enjoyed so much the fact that developers have included this option);

- Unfortunately, 3D Vision in the game is total FAIL and frankly, I see no chance soon to fix it. :(

Details about Resident evil 6

Today, Capcom released some more details about Resident Evil 6.
 

• Here's what I learned from the new press release.
• As you know, at some point in the game Chris Redfield will end up in China. Now we learned that he will be in a town called Lanshiang;
• The action in Resident Evil 6 will be developed in 2013;
• President (which as we know from the trailer is now zombie) is Adam Benford (he is the man who attracts Leon working in secret services) and not the father of Ashley;
• We have also learned that not only Helena Harper e government agent, but was just in the process of being transferred to the Secret Service to become one of the personal bodyguards of the president when the incident happened;
• Chris Redfield returns as the leader of the BSAA \ Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance \, as the press information we learn that six months before the events in RE6, Chris has undergone some dramatic personal injury;
• Still do not know who the mysterious third protagonist, but now officially know that question is a mercenary employed by "bloody conflict in Eastern Europe", where according to reports are increasingly used in bio-organic weapons (BOW). At some point, mercenary question is informed that "he is the man who will save the world" by Capcom here dramatically note that although the individual "does not fully understand the consequences of this, immediately began considering how much money you can earn" ( very useful info, thank you);
• Ingrid Hunnigan, a member of the Field Operations Support (FOS) and has long worked with Leon, also returned;
• Zombies also are back,: D as well remove the other can now run, jump at you and even use weapons .... UHUUU!;
• J'avo e new kind of enemy, BSAA baptized by the Serbian word for "demon" (after a brief word with google translate in Serbian is ђavo). That basically first appeared in Eastern Europe about six months ago RE6. Interestingly, it appears ђavo-one human traits such as the ability to understand speech, to work in a group with other ђavo th and use weapons. Contrary to expectations however, the question being not too friendly, and actually is extremely aggressive. : D Above all, the creature can regenerate, and if you get a serious injury in an area ђavo th (I'd be fun to write it that way) can mutate the part in various forms ... Generally sounds like a very good company;

And finally: 
New management system ... that will allow you to move while Shoot: D
Will also be able to drag and rolling alas, to obscure. Plus improved melee attacks.

"Surprise" - Diablo III is "postponed" for Q2 2012

Everyone suspected that this would happen, but nobody wanted to face the facts (including me). : D

 

Yesterday during a conference call with the investors, Activision Blizzard announced that in Q1 2012 they are not planning to release a new game of Blizzard Entertainment, but there are two, planned to be released by the end of 2012.

Later in the battle.net forums Bashiok kindly explained that the company never told Q1 2012 for Diablo III, but "early 2012": D and this week they decided that they will enter Q2.

So I start to expect Diablo III in June and StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm at the end of 2012 (although they could comfortably postpone it for Q1 2013) and the World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria optimisticly going in "early 2013" ;) :D

Ultimately, as Jay Wilson said some time ago:

     Our job isn't just to put out a game, it's to release the next Diablo game. No one will remember if the game is late, only if it's great.

So I'll wait, and have fun with the rage comments of  the "angry fans". : D

LOTS Of Mass Effect 3 trailers.

Mass Effect 3: Interactive Storytelling

 Mass Effect 3: Build a Customizable Arsenal

Mass Effect 3: Ruthless and Intelligent Enemies – feat. Fem Shepard


 Mass Effect 3: Adrenaline-Pumping Gameplay

 Mass Effect 3: Integrated Co-Op Multiplayer

Info about the retail version of Alan Wake!

Remedy shed some light on the retail PC version of Alan Wake. As you know, Steam version will appear on February 16 (next Thursday), while the disc version will be released two weeks later - on March 2nd.Remedy announced that retail edition will have two versions - Standard and Collector.

Standard Edition will include: 

• Disc 1 - The game + two DLCs- "The Signal" and "The Writer";• Disc 2 - Audio CD with the OST (13 tracks); 
• 6 different postcards with pictures / scenes from the game• Manual; 
• 1 poster (two-sided); 
• 7 stickers with different pictures / scenes / characters from the game.

Collector's Edition will include: 

• Disc 1 - The game + two DLCs - "The Signal" and "The Writer"; Plus audio commentary for the game! 
• Disc 2 - Audio CD with the OST (13 tracks); 
• Disc 3 - The history of Remedy, Making of the game, Making of a thriller, music video of "Old gods of Asgard", several game trailer, storyboard (with concept arts) 
• The "Alan Wake Files" - 144 pages of evidence for the mysterious incident which revolve around things in Alan Wake and Bright Falls, collected by Clay Steward \ imaginary author of the game \. The book is in the same format as the game manual;• Manual; 
• 1 poster (duplex); 
• 7 stickers with different pictures / scenes / characters from the game.

Prices for retail release have not yet been announced.About Steam version of the game, information from the last time is unchanged - $30 (for the EU should be 30 euros) for the standard edition and 35 for the "Collectors" but its still unclear what exactly will include... probably the same work as physical, but in virtual form). ;)

Microsoft Flight coming February 29, free to play

Microsoft announced that the new Microsoft Flight will be released on 29 February.  The game will be F2P

The free portion of the Flight will let you fly over Hawaii County, and in the same day they will release the Hawaiian Adventure Pack. It will add the rest of the state, several bonus missions and Vans RV-6A. The price of the Adventure Pack-and will be 1,600 Microsoft ($ 20 | £ 13.60).

I'm still angry that they didn't invited me in beta. : D

UPDATE: Ahh there will be any additional aircraft which will be released as another DLC (other than Hawaiian Adventure Pack-a).

Here is a video with flying developers:

Coming soon: Information about the new Battlefield 3 DLC

Few days ago, during a conference call with investors, Peter Ausnit (vice president of investor relations @ EA) said that next week in New York, EA will announce ... something about the upcoming DLC for Battlefield. :)

We dont have more details, but last week there were rumors floating about "all American expansion pack" that includes maps based on New York, Miami, New Jersey and San Francisco

Via. CVG.

While waiting for information, what would you like to see in the next BF3 DLC?

Or enjoy the vid.

Alan Wake will be released on 16th February!

Today the good people from Remedy Entertainment said that the PC version of Alan Wake will appear on Steam on February 17. Shortly thereafter, the game will appear in other popular digital distribution channels (including EA Origin), but all copies will be using Steam. Regarding the retail edition - "coming soon"

The price on Steam will be $30 (for the EU should be 30 euros), that includes Alan Wake and all of the upcoming DLCs. Additionally there will be digital Limited Collector's Edition priced $35 (35 euros) which will probably include some "virtual" extras, but i cant find information about them anywhere... :)

Also, Remedy confirmed that in addition to all resolutions and mega hyper sharpened HD graphics, the game will support Custom FOV option to hide HUD-a (thank you, thank you, thank you). Also we have confirmation that the game will work with both AMD Eyefinity and with NVIDIA 3D Vision.

So ... while we wait, here are a few new screenshots with unupdated textures.

Shit Gamers Say To Their Girlfriends

Based on a true story..

What's this toy?

Can somebody explain me what's this toy about? Thank you! :D

Skyrim 2012 Part 1 & 2

Part 1

Part2




Grosjean Brothers Productions.

Razer Blade was available for order! 30 minutes later - sold out

 
I personally expected this process to take a Razer a little more time, but yesterday the first pieces of controversial Razer Blade was released for ore-order in the U.S.  for the modest price of $2,799.99 (store.razerzone.com). Razer did not disclose how many units are were available, the only comment was "very limited quantities". So whether it's for 4, 10, 100 or so, 30 minutes later, they were all sold.Min-Liang Tan and company promised that all ordered yesterday items will be shipped next week (group of fans desperately seeking supplier route to wait for them) :D but after about 2 weeks, the second batch should be released for pre-order. Of course, here we continue to talk only about U.S., and Europe at the time was never on the agenda. What is important, is the fact that probably after 2 weeks we will be available to read the first reviews of the insanely expensive laptop with touchingly cool design and it will definitely be an interesting reading.So. Let all the hate comments to start now, please save me at least the argument "for the money I can buy a hell of a desktop machine" 

For now I will listen ... Nyan Cat:

The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition

Just  like they did with the original Witcher, the good people from CD Projekt RED announced, The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition. The upgrade comes for PC on April 17 and includes a number of improvements. More good news is that everybody who bought The Witcher 2 before April 17 will receive all upgrades free.

The new edition will include:
• New quests that will develop in new locations. There are some dungeons located in Loc Muine, forest in the mountains of Loc Muine and a secret passage in a cave. CDP RED said that the new adventures will add several hours story-based gameplay to the game;
• Several new characters;
• New playground scenes and animations. One of them - the murder of King Demavend, you can see below (its epic!)





I personally never played the game after the release of The Witcher 2, version 2.0, but I suspect that will definitely play again after the release of the Enhanced Edition!

Remi Gaillard (Radar) - The King of Trolls

 Maybe you've already seen this video. But let me introduce you - The King of Trolls!

Steam Mobile [Beta] Release

Valve finally released the long awaited mobile version of Steam, simply called Steam Mobile! Its still beta, but can be downloaded free for Android, and for iOS devices.

 

Steam Mobile will allow you to chat with your friends, view current offers on Steam and various other goodies.

EDIT: But for now to use the app you will need beta invitation..

More info on store.steampowered.com/mobile.

Video of a man playing with himself [Street Fighter III]

At least there's one sure thing - he always wins!

Via. kotaku.com.
More info at desk vs desk @biffotasty.blogspot.com

Happy birthday to me :)

Death Rally for iPhone iPod iPad is FREE today

Just to tell you that today the iPhone/iPad game Death Rally (by Remedy Games) is available for free download (10x to freeappaday.com). I.e. If you have an iPhone(3GS and up), iPod Touch(4th generation) iPad there's no time to wait, just go and get your free copy at itunes.apple.com. :) 

FUS RO DAH!!!!

I was about to comment this video, but then I took an arrow... well..
I don't know hot to comment this epicness... simply FUS RO DAHHHH!!! etc

Nokia ringtone during concert of classical music

I'll just leave it here for your laughs :D

More information about Resident Evil 6

After the trailer for Resident Evil 6, here are some details coming directly from the twitter account of the game.
 

•  The game is developed for 2 years;
•  In the coming months there will be more information about the demo
•  The Resident Evil 6, "Tall Oaks" will be the epicenter of the new zombie "invasion." The city is "populated" with 70,000 zombies. (It should be noted that the history of Leon will be developed there, while Chris is in China.)
•   Zombies in RE6 are different from that which we were used in previous Resident Evil games;
•   The game will have survival-horror elements, mixed with "classic Resident Evil moments";
•   Of course (like every time) the control systems have been altered and will include "some new elements."

Separately, a few days of xbox.com says that the game will have Online multiplayer for 2 to 8 people and Online co-op for 2 to 6 people? (WTF)

Vinnie Jones’ hard and fast Hands-only CPR

Hahahah... best way to learn how to save the life of someone who has had a cardiac arrest...


And look @ the comments, they are funny too :D
"I thought Vinnie Jones usually caused people to have a cardiac arrest."

Alan Wake comes in february!

Remedy said that the version of Alan Wake will be available to Steam in February.The other good news is that the game wont use Games for Windows Live - many thanks to the Remedy!
For now there's no price, only screenshots

There are minimum system requirements:
• OS: Windows Vista or Windows 7 (there's  a big chance of supporting XP SP2)
• PROCESSOR: A dual core processor is required:
AMD: Athlon X2 2.8GHz
Intel: Core 2 Duo 2GHz
• MEMORY: 2 GB
• HARD DRIVE: 8 GB
• VIDEO CARD: DirectX 10 compatible or later with 512MB RAM
AMD: ATI Radeon 3650, 4450, 5550, 6450 or higher (per series)
NVIDIA: GeForce 8600GT, 9500GT, GT120, GT430, GT520 (per series)
• SOUND CARD: DirectX 9.0c compatible
• INPUT: Mouse and keyboard, Xbox360 controller also supported

Of course, for better performance Remedy reccomend up-to-date Quad-core CPU and VGA with arround 2k points in 3DMark Graphics Score.

Anyways, if you need more info, you can read their FAQ.

I Am Alive – Encounters Trailer

We can see that the game is with awful graphics, but for me it shows nice perspective on the encounters. I hope the they are adequate, but for sure we need the full game to see this. At least on the trailer it seems very funny.

Release date and price for Unstoppable Gorg

Ok, its out now. Futuremark Games Studio told us the price and the release date.
If you are sci-fi fan, you can enjoy this game on 19th January for... €9.99(I hope you liked the suspense). It will be distributed via Steam and you can play it on your PC or MAC(at least one game duuh). Also there will be an iPad version distributed on Apple Store. Price - €3.99.

There is the gameplay trailer if you haven't seen it already.

Hello world. Don’t stop me now.

Time to start with some sopa-related comic with Fredo & Pid'Jin. Damn I love them so much.. 

Via. pidjin.net